Neighbourhood cheating Wife

Monty, yeah, hi it's Luke from next door.

Yeah, I've erm, got my, got myself stuck in the er, the washing machine. Not the washing machine, the dishwasher.

Yeah, yeah I can't, my jeans are stuck, I can't, I need, I don't know how to use it, can you, can you come and help?

Yeah, okay, see you soon, bye.

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