Joining The Mile High Club

I swear I've seen you somewhere. Hold on, let me think.

I know, you were in that porn about the Brady Bunch. Not the Brady's, Triple X.

Um, no, you must be mistaken.

No, I know it was you. My brother, the chronic masturbator, and I walked in on him jerking off to you when he played Marsha.

Please, if I was a porn star, what would I be doing working for Global?