I have a little bisexual surprise for you

I had an idea and I was thinking we should go out to a swingers club.

What? Don't look so surprised. I've always wanted to go to a swingers club and try it out.

Not to like do anything. I mean I don't want to do anything. I just want to watch you do stuff.

Have you liked that idea? Cool.

Yeah I was looking them up earlier today. There's one like 10 miles away. It's supposed to be really good.