I fucked my chubby step cousin on Grandma's couch!

Hey, what's up? Hey, where's grandma?

Uh, she's at Binkash. She's not here. Fuck, dude.

Well, what's up? I really needed more of some money.

For what? None of your business.

I'm just asking. Do you have a little bit of money you can borrow if you can't get ahold of grandma?