Dirty Dildo Party

Right girls, I think being sixth formers you're a little bit too old for all this nonsense,

all this detention bollocks. So, um, this is the last time I want to see you here. You

can all go, I'm going to have a cigarette to celebrate because you just crazed me. So

off you go and grow up. Where are my cigarettes? Very funny. I did go to the toilet and they

were here before I went to the toilet. So, come on. It wasn't me. Oh yeah, Crystal, you